Judas Pissed - Grumpy Old(ish) Man

 
 
Judas Pissed - tattooed drunk with a heart of gold.
Annoyance level always critical thanks to the world.
 
 
 
Stacy Rock - tattooed goddess with a mighty fine ass.
Patience level always at maximum thanks to Judas.
 
 
 
Somehow I convinced her to marry me.
And now we live together in a shithole town called Oldham!
 
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
Things annoying me today -
I have never in my life spat as much as some people do when they're waiting for a bus - what the fuck is THAT all about?
Dancing on Ice! Dancing on fucking Ice! Never have I seen such a painful program. 'Celebrities' totter around in the vain hope of keeping their flagging careers alive whilst gay people mark them out of 5!
Fast-edited music videos starring hot women - slow the fucking cuts down guys I can't get an eyeful!!
 
 
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